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dry heave 

to have throw up convulsions but nothing comes out
her pussy smelt like a stale week old tuna sandwich so much I had dry heaved
dry heave by handle August 14, 2003

Hefty Heave Ho 

This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.
Are you still dating Mark?

No, I gave him the Hefty heave ho days ago.
Hefty Heave Ho by DOTK October 28, 2009

Anal Heave 

Similar to vomit dry reaching, but from your arse when you've got diarrhoea.
When you've shat so much, that there's nothing left... But the contractions of diarrhoea keep going regardless.....that's moment of dry reaching from your rectum is an Anal Heave.
Anal Heave by Dic.Twister May 11, 2014

dry heave 

sounds of pre-vomit convulsions that display that the puking object is ready and we can go with the mass
Paula puke doing her variation of the dry heave in b-flat minor.
dry heave by santa_anus February 25, 2020

new year's heave 

What happens on New Year's day after you're done puking your guts out the night before, on New Year's Eve. Your now empty stomach produces nothing when you begin dry heaving after a night of hard partying and drinking.
"Joey's got the New Year's heaves! He's rolling around on the floor heaving and gasping for breath. It's hilarious! Where's the camera!?"
new year's heave by cagedape December 27, 2009

Christmas Heave 

The true night before Christmas. It is spent getting so intoxicated you feel like shit on Christmas day. The origin is believed to date back to the Victorian era when adults would give their excitable kids some alchohol to make them sleep easier, however, they soon came to realise they were missing out big time and made it an adult tradition instead.
"What did you get for Christmas?" - Dave
"I don't know. I had a rough Christmas heave and didn't open my shit yet" - John