Heat Seeker 

Someone of the female gender who breaks the code of a grenade free america. She does not understand hints and follows you around and seeks the heat and moisture from male genitalia and will not stop following you. Term arose from the Bobcat Forest at Quinnipiac University.

The chicks Ronnie had a 3 way kiss with at b.e.d are Heat Seekers.

Heat Seeker by QU Bobcat Forest Representitiv September 1, 2010

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

drain the heat seeking moisture missile by mitch November 3, 2004

heat spike 

Another way to say "taking a shit" or "dump", "poop", "crap", or "dropping anchor".

John I'll be right back I got'a drop a heat spike.
When my bitch is done at the dogpark she drops the heat spike.

heat spike by Keith Wilkinson August 21, 2007

purple headed heat seeking moisture missle 

its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...

I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!

purple headed heat seeking moisture missle by crash.......... December 2, 2007

Heat Stroke 

When you masturbate with icy hot

I'm about to go have a Heat Stroke.

Heat Stroke by Jeugue June 18, 2017

Miami Heat School Of Acting 

Miami Heat players who fake fouls miserably. They sometimes fall or pretend to be hurt when near other players.

A. Did you see Dwayne Wade?

B. Yeah! He got fined $5,000 for faking a foul! Ugh, he is probably a graduate of the Miami Heat School of Acting...

Miami Heat School Of Acting by willtheboss June 10, 2014

heat shield 

A sexual act which involves one wrapping their face in saran wrap and then having his/her sexual partner deficate on to the surface of the saran wrap. The heat from the feces will warm the face. WARNING: Death from suffocation may result...but if you're sick enough to be doing this, the world is probably better off without you.

"I enjoy the warming sensation of the heat shield all over my face."

heat shield by JS via CP September 18, 2008