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hardcore spooning 

Spooning so hard your cock accidentally slides in.
Bro!! Me and my chick were hardcore spooning last night! I didn't even know that that shit exsisted.
hardcore spooning by TurnoNegro March 25, 2016

Hardcore sex 

Having sex with 3 or more people that all have MASSIVE milkers and a MASSIVE ass
Guy1- I had hardcore sex 8 times last night
Guy2- I wish i was you
Hardcore sex by hehapepa April 26, 2024

East coast hardcore real stuff 

A term coined by Andy Parry of the Line Traveling Circus to describe the unpredictable or imperfect skiing conditions of the east coast of America. Also can be used to describe other extreme sports like longboarding/skateboarding or surfing.
Andy Parry - "It's not powder, it's not steep and deep, it's not Alta man, it's like east coast hardcore real stuff... ...man."

Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch 

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....

hardcore gaming season

The time of the year when all the new and relevant video game releases come out.
"Welcome to week eleven and the very last week of the hardcore gaming season giveaway for 2013."

Hardcore Gay Sex 

A man and a man will have hot and steamy hardcore gay sex
Joe. M: Let’s have hardcore gay sex Carmen!
Carmen: No go kill yoursel-