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growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.
Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas
growl-a-poo by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

growl at the badger 

A word used to describe the act of performing oral sex upon a female.
"what the fuck did you do last night dave!?"
"I scored a babe, pulled her pants down and had a growl at the badger!"

growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.
Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas
growl-a-poo by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

Growl-ma 

Growl-ma is a rare disease which can be caught by inhaling large amounts of Cummins (cum flecks). This originated in ancient Egypt (battle of Hastings 43BC) when soldiers would cum on each other to assert dominance and proof of manliness. This contributed to the development of humans and this is why we have ear lobes. This is also lead to balding. You may be wondering where the name “Growl-ma” came from! This originated from the tale of the growling hag. Tale says, she was cummed on and he turned into werewolf, developing incurable flatulence (growls from bum hole).
Phil: Bro I think I have growl-ma.
Doc: Nope, your appendix exploded.
Phil: k.

grab and growl 

When there isn't anything planned for dinner so everyone eats whatever they want for dinner. "Grab" what you want to eat and "Growl"/fight over it if there is a limited number of something and two people want it.
What's the plan for dinner tonight?
Grab and growl

going the growl 

When you eat out a vagina.
All my mates have nick-named me Tiger Woods cos I'm always going the growl on your mom.
going the growl by kam75xx May 15, 2021