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Ground Beef

The act of exposing a large portion of your scrotum to an unsuspecting onlooker without exposing a testicle or anything besides the disgusting and hairy skin of your ball sack.
The Ground Beef is way worse than the goat or the hemisphere cause it can take someone a bit of staring before they figure out what is going on.

The Ground Beef could be the grossest thing i have ever seen.

If you get a good enough Ground Beef going, you can flick your wrist back and forth and get a sound like a ball slap. Its awesome.
Ground Beef by Jakenastics February 22, 2009
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Ground Point Niner

In aviation, "ground" control is always "121" in the first three digits of the frequency. In this case, Ground point niner would be "121.900".
Boston Tower: American 1070, cross runway four left and four right via Charlie, then contact ground point niner on the other side.

Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day 

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

Ground Pound 

A Technique where Amelia Watson Ground Pound Your Mom.
Ground Pound, That's funny cause you know that's what I did to your mom last night.
Ground Pound by JaxHololive June 12, 2021

Ground Noose 

Picture a noose. Like for hanging people. But you attach one end to the ground and the other end to your neck. Then you just stand up really quick.
Andrew Jackson was hung for treason via ground noose. That's pretty much the only time it's ever been used by someone other than drunken pirate hookers.
Ground Noose by Boneroo January 16, 2009

Ground Raw Beef 

When a male grinds excessively with a female so long that the skin on the males dick becomes raw from friction
Man last night was amazing but now I've got ground raw beef and it hurts like hell.

ground rush 

(n) In skydiving, the optical illusion that the ground is abruptly rushing up to meet you, which occurs if you freefall past your usual altitude for opening the parachute.
I experienced ground rush when I dropped past 2000 feet.
ground rush by Heptune May 14, 2005