greeting 

common scottish slang for crying

"Aye, you were fair bawling and greeting like a wee bairn"

"Aww, I wiz almost greetin when Lassie died."

greeting by anna apple October 12, 2003

Greetings 

A person gives a classical greeting to a hip crowd to be funny.

Greetings Bretheren what up with thee.

Greetings by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

Draymond Greening 

The act of posting your cock and balls on a social media site and blaming it on a hacker.

My grandma called and asked why I was Draymond Greening on Facebook.

Draymond Greening by Morning Snorkel August 1, 2016

Greetings from London 

A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.

Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--

Greg: Greetings from London!

Jack: Sorry about that.

Greetings from London by avery_brooks August 21, 2008

Greeting Person 

A person who is used to greet someone.

“I sent my friend a greeting person so they knew they were appreciated”

Greeting Person by winkwink87 March 7, 2022

Greening 

To smoke the first hit of fresh weed, therefore getting more THC into your system, and taking away the green hue of the weed.

Man pass me the bowl this time, you've been greening them all!

Greening by ScotPollard13 December 23, 2005

seasons greetings 

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.

geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back

seasons greetings by meskk December 31, 2007