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Gays, Grannies and Grandes 

An accurate description of Southwest Airlines' Flight Attendants. In reference to a Southwest pilot who got caught transmitting his endeavors with a stuck microphone to air traffic control.
64.5 year-old Captain:

I would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a real stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how hot you must be with your pants off!

Klan Grannies 

Racist old hags who spend all their time online bitching about Meghan Markle, Kamala Harris, Lil Nas X and other celebs of colour.
Why doesn't Twitter ban the disgusting Klan Grannies?
Klan Grannies by 1dead April 12, 2022

Grannicular 

Old. Spectacularly old. Old with flare.
She is grannicular.
Grannicular by JeffreyAllenJAG October 25, 2007

Grannicular 

Something old but spectacularly old.
She is so grannicular and wonderful.
Grannicular by Jeff Grant September 29, 2007

Granniversary 

The anniversary of becoming a Grandmother. It should be a special event every year for being bestowed with the honour of guiding a new life through the world's everyday challenges.
Tomorrow is my first granniversary and I plan to celebrate it by taking the day off with my granddaughter.
Granniversary by Charlebk February 19, 2009

grannify 

to appear old or appropriate for an old person
Jane endeared herself to Mike's grandma by grannifying herself: she let her boobs sag a little, took up tea drinking instead of her usual Bud Light, and drove her mother's Grand Marquis to the house.
grannify by grcosta August 13, 2010