Gourmet Job

When you give someone anal and then they blow you. Essentially having them eat their own shit!

MAN: Want to give me a gourmet job?

WOMAN: Sure!!

Gourmet Job by The Gourmet Chef October 27, 2009

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gourmet crumpet

A nice “bit of crumpet” who is gourmet in her sexual flexiblitly: in particular, receiving pleasure by watching and facilitating her man in to a ménage a trois. And/or is orally fixated.

.oh Mella ..shes amazing and loves watching me fuck other girls and joining in just at the right moment to get us all to cum at the same time... she really is Gourmet Crumpet.

gourmet crumpet by Oblique Geek January 12, 2018

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Gourmet Nut

When you bus a gucci ass nut

Bruh I just choked the chicken. That was a gourmet nut

Gourmet Nut by bruh023498579238475 January 8, 2019

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Gourmet Run

1. A run of significant importance when compared to the everyday run.

2. A enhanced version of the typical jogging, or running, experience.

3. A running experience clearly above the norm.

1. Tommy was tired of the running the same old trip around the block, so today he went down to the beach and enjoyed a gourmet run.

2. Adam enjoyed running through his local trail, but couldn't wait to travel up to the mountains and enjoy a gourmet trail run.

Gourmet Run by Tucker Grover February 10, 2012