Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com

JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?

Do I Give a shit? by shitgiver April 15, 2015

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y = I don't give a shit

If you use this sentence, it means you hate mathematics like me. This sentence is the ENEMY of all mathematics universe.

Teacher: So have you found the value of "Y" john?
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*

y = I don't give a shit by Iamsomeoneelseasshole May 8, 2010

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I don't give a shit

The most polite and courtesy way of telling someone to leave you alone.

some poser asshole: Well like, I was at the mall and like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Me: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

poser jizzmonger: *walks away crying*

I don't give a shit by gadgase January 21, 2006

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I don't give a shit

Something a person will say when they don't care what a person has to say. Phrase is most heavily used by people who are being talked to by a liberal or polititian. The phrase can be tracked as far as the year 1812s when the English told Americans that they are mean and need to give them thier land back. The Americans replied "I dont give a shit".

I don't you fully appreciate on how mass of a scale I dont give a shit.

"Dude I have hepititise c", "I don't give a shit".

"Hey man can I have a drink of your beer," "I don't give a shit".

I don't give a shit by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 7, 2017