Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

Coronated the fume hood by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018

fummer 

the short season between summer and fall when everything is perfect for everything. The morning air is crisp, evening breezes cool, the middays sunny but not too hot. The best foods are at their peaks, and children run around with peach juice running down happy faces. Not too cold to relax in the sun, not to hot to bake chocolate chip cookies. Memories of summer fun melt into anticipation of cozy rainy days curled up with a blanket and a good book.

The perfect fummer day is spent hiking through the woods picking and eating blackberries as you go.

fummer by permaculturedreams September 2, 2010

Fomper 

One who farts in his/her bathtub and bites the gas bubbles.

Mark sat in his bathtub fomping. He enjoyed the taste of his rectal gasses.

Fomper by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Meat Fumes 

Odiferous eminations resulting from an all protein diet.

1. After Maynard ate that whole chicken, the meat fumes coming from the shitter were unbearable.

Meat Fumes by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 20, 2007

frumped 

To have been subjected to sex by a frump. Similar to being fat bitched but by a girl who is ugly instead of fat. Waking up next to a bagger, butterface or Cleveland Brown. One can be frumped voluntarily, as in the case of a fat bagger or hogger.

Mike went home with that bagger from the bar last night. I think he got frumped!

frumped by PMax March 9, 2008

Fump Rod 

Any long stick or pole that can be used to poke and/or prod someone repeatedly. After poking someone, the holder of the Fump Rod must shout "Fump Rod!" loudly and with pride. Often leads to irritation and anger by the person being poked.

Person 1: *Jabs random person with stick* Fump Rod!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!

Fump Rod by gamerking60 December 20, 2007

Fuperb 

Fucking Superb

By Jove, Reginald, this vintage is simply fuperb!

Fuperb by arrghmatey January 27, 2010