Sneeze Freeze 

The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a "Sneezus Interruptus".

Check out his Sneeze Freeze. Take cover, it's going to be a BIG one!

Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!

Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.

Sneeze Freeze by Jack Chau January 27, 2011

Seattle Freeze 

A superficial friendliness that greets newcomers.

When we first moved to Seattle people were so friendly. Then when we would try to get together, nada. It's that Seattle freeze.

Seattle Freeze by Rossophonic April 22, 2011

sane freeze

When someone's words or actions defy logic or normal behavior, particularly during the winter months. Odd or peculiar actions taking place everywhere at once.

M: Everyone's IQ's must have dropped off a cliff. I saw people fighting over stupid stuff. Then the riots started and no one knew what or why they happened. People were just went out of control so I left.

G: A real sane freeze, huh?
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M: Becky called me up at 4am the other night and just started rambling on like an idiot worried about everything. I told her to sleep it off.

G: She's been acting strange to everyone. I think she has sane freeze lately. I can't hang out with her.

sane freeze by pseudopun February 19, 2012

sexual freeze 

being cut off sexually by spouse,girlfriend or whoever until you cave in to their demends

"sure i can go to the bar with you tonight. i dont care is she gets mad . i'm on a sexual freeze anyway."

sexual freeze by havalaf November 14, 2009

Seattle Freeze 

A phrase that describes a local public consensus that states the city of Seattle and/ or its outlying suburbs are generally not friendly, asexual, introverted, socially aloof, clickish or strictly divided through its social classes, thus making the city/ area difficult to make social connections on all levels.

I was transplanted here six months ago from Los Angeles, and because of this Seattle Freeze I have not had a lot of success at making new friends.

Because I'm a loser and have no social skills, I'll blame my shortcomings on the Seattle Freeze so I can have something other than me to blame.

Seattle Freeze by Joseph Donneson December 28, 2008

Speedy Freeze 

A Speedway version of the popular 7-11 Slurpees.
A little thicker than 7-11 but still awesome.
Usually 89 cents for any size all summer.

Whenever you go to Speedway, it's a crime not to get a monster 44oz Speedy Freeze

Speedy Freeze by iamtowlie July 7, 2010

Siberian Deep Freeze 

The act of ejaculating on a female's face after having sex outside in the winter, preferably somewhere very cold. The ejaculate freezes to her face, giving her a Siberian Deep Freeze.

I dressed up as Santa Claus and gave her a Siberian Deep Freeze

Siberian Deep Freeze by FlyingPenguin744 September 13, 2011