semen footed booby 

When you cover a lady's boob in cum and feet

bro i just gave polly a semen footed booby

semen footed booby by Poll3nth3wol599 January 21, 2023

Shit-footed 

A whole nother level of being shit faced.

You're so drunk, you can't even say shit faced. You are shit-footed!

Shit-footed by Balsams finest shitfoot March 13, 2011

Lead Footed Pepperoni Jackass

A pizza delivery driver who is speeding, driving recklessly, etc...

That Dumbinoes pizza driver is driving like a lead footed pepperoni jackass.

Lead Footed Pepperoni Jackass by JayyTheOrc December 18, 2019

left-footed 

A less offensive way of calling something or someone gay.

You know how I know your left-footed...you listen to Coldplay.

left-footed by ace1313 January 22, 2009

blue-footed shmowlguin 

a blue-footed booby bred with an owl, shmonkey, and penguin.

The blue-footed shmowlguin was dancing on one foot along the creekside wearing a sombrero saying "Eat mor Chikin" and "Hug the Tree-Nymphs!"

blue-footed shmowlguin by Penguino170 May 26, 2009

hairy-footed pony 

A horse with hair(Don't all horses have hair?) you know, like a pony with the hair on the feet. An Arabian horse from Scotland, Busch Gardens.

The hairy-footed pony collection from my little pony.

hairy-footed pony by Mike with the hair March 9, 2007

Dumb Footed 

Getting a new skateboard, trucks, wheels, or shoes and you are not use to them and your skateboarding ability is impacted on the new gear.

"man i would of back 5-0 that hand rail if i was dumb footed on these wheels.

Dumb Footed by jshua December 9, 2008