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High Floater
1. Go to a party (preferably one you were not invited to)
2. Drink all the free beer you can.
3. Get some from any girl that is good looking
*. note1. after all the beer you won't know the difference.
4. Near the end of the night go to the bathroom, open up the top of the tiolet where the flushig mechanism is. Take a shit there. If you are lucky it will be a big nasty beer shit. Although any shit will do.
*. note2. It is better when it is your house. Although as note 1 stated...after all the beer you won't know the difference.
5. The result is one of the nastiest smells that you could imagine and depending on the intelligence of the searcher, it may never be located.
6. As long as you keep your mouth shut it is virtually impossable for it to be fraced back to you.
*. note3. If it does... Payback is a bitch and you probably won't be invited ever again. ANYWHERE. worth the risk.
2. Drink all the free beer you can.
3. Get some from any girl that is good looking
*. note1. after all the beer you won't know the difference.
4. Near the end of the night go to the bathroom, open up the top of the tiolet where the flushig mechanism is. Take a shit there. If you are lucky it will be a big nasty beer shit. Although any shit will do.
*. note2. It is better when it is your house. Although as note 1 stated...after all the beer you won't know the difference.
5. The result is one of the nastiest smells that you could imagine and depending on the intelligence of the searcher, it may never be located.
6. As long as you keep your mouth shut it is virtually impossable for it to be fraced back to you.
*. note3. If it does... Payback is a bitch and you probably won't be invited ever again. ANYWHERE. worth the risk.
"That party was lame as fuck so I fucked a girl in his moms bed, left a high floater, and took some beer from the fridge on my way out."
High Floater by Boomstyx March 4, 2003
dixie floater
A slut who changes schools, because at her previous school she was a huge whore. Tries to start over new and fresh, but everyone soon discovers she's still a skank, and a Dixie Floater
dixie floater by 11mikey March 14, 2008
broad floater
Broad floater is a term that is used at a predominantly male gathering (watching a sports game, playing poker, etc.) where pizza is being ordered. Naturally, each male orders his own medium or large pizza with his choice of topping (usually meat-based) to prove his manliness to his peers. To satisfy the women and to avoid nagging equality/sexism comments, a couple of broad floaters are ordered. The typical broad floater includes feminine toppings such as feta cheese and spinach. Tip: Broads love whole wheat.
"Pass a slice of the broad floater and a Diet Decaf Pepsi to Jessica"
"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."
"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."
"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."
"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."
broad floater by Aadil Shamji, Shahista Kassam February 25, 2010
Belgian Floater
A condom, used for anal sex, left floating in the toilet. (Belgian, as in waffles (textured/ribbed condoms), or chocolate).
Belgian Floater by tcdacsap June 29, 2010
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