Fingerdingo Kebab

When a man with extremely long fingers skewers several pussys at once, causing the women to form a Fingerdingo kebab.

jesus, I got wrecked by a Fingerdingo kebab last Christmas.

Fingerdingo Kebab by Aaron the playa July 12, 2018

The fingerest 

A beautiful schaubism used by Brian Campbell to openly mock Brenda Schaub to his face on live TV.

Luke Thomas: *Pointing at Schaubs arm* "Wow, look at the detail on that tattoo, all the fingers are evenly spread out"
Brian Campbell: "Some would say the fingerest, right there"

Schaub: *Bragging about how expensive his tattoo is* "I would say he takes about 800 an hour"

The fingerest by P.F. Changs line cook June 18, 2021

fingerdrumming 

tapping your fingers in a rhythm, playing your "drumset", and is most commonly found because the person who is doing it is bored or becoming impatient. can also be done with slaps.

The only thing that sucks worse than taking the SAT is taking it while listening to the guy behind you do his fingerdrumming like he thinks he's got skills of an actual drummer.

fingerdrumming by someguyudontcareabout June 11, 2006

One-fingered butt plunge 

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.

Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.

One-fingered butt plunge by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010

pickle flinger 

Crazy, twerking, drunk person who throws pickles at innocent women.

The pickle flinger known as the infamous Emily, hard a work, attacking Marie with her jars of pickles .

pickle flinger by Emilyz February 9, 2015

three fingered salute 

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.

John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."

three fingered salute by Evil-Ernie June 2, 2003

Spirit Fingered

Verb: The act of fingering a cheerleader, or fingering any girl but with excessive spirit.

After that party Friday night, I spirit fingered the head cheerleader of the varsity squad.

I was showing a lot of spirit while my fingers were sliding in and out of her.

Spirit Fingered by spiritfingerer June 22, 2011