Finding Chuck Norris 

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

Finding Chuck Norris by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

Finding Nemo 

Another was of saying masturbating

I was finding nemo last night.

Finding Nemo by Andrew Nelson October 20, 2007

finding nemo 

1. the best Pixar movie to date
2. euphemism for smoking marijuna

"yo niggah i was findin nemo last night and this shark ass niggah comed up to me and was tryin to bite on mah shit"

finding nemo by shark ass niggah July 7, 2003

Finding Nemo Day 

held on the 20th of october every year. it is finding nemo day, everyone should either watch the film, sing a song about finding nemo, swim a little, go touch a butt/boat, or talk to a whale.

happy finding nemo day!

Finding Nemo Day by whosaidthatonethere October 20, 2009

finding nemo 

A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus.

"Sally, my boyfriend's terrible in the sack."
"Betty, he's only 11- he's probably needs help finding nemo."

finding nemo by Troupster July 10, 2003

finding negro 

A Sharks Tale. shite blacker version of finding nemo which uses phrases such as "aight","dawg","hup there it is",etc to appeal to "hip" people. wank.

you REALLY don't want to witness how dire this is!

finding negro by stix February 22, 2005

finding nemo 

The unpleasant act of feeling a piece of poop inside of someone while fingering his or her asshole.

She even let me finger her ass, although I ended up finding nemo so it was a little gross.

finding nemo by Michael Tinks February 3, 2008