Few Cards Short of a Full Deck

Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.

Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?

Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.

Few Cards Short of a Full Deck by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007

few beers short of a carton 

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

few beers short of a carton by markuz July 11, 2005

Few Beez 

An ackowlegment of "fair play" between men about other men. Usually accompanied with 3 short head nods with closed eyes as one agrees.

Originally created by a man from Manchester living in Australia. Now a common phrase used with the English/Australian communities in Western Australia from all walks of life.

"Hey man, you see that guy benching 200KGs?"
"Wow......few beez."

"That fighter pilot kept calm and managed to restart the engine without ejecting it was pretty few beez"

Few Beez by Ashinx2 September 15, 2013

few extra pounds

The way a fat chick gets around admitting she is fat. Especially when posting personal ads without pictures. Also known as "a little extra padding" or "curvy".

Her: I am 5'2, a few extra pounds blonde hair and blue eyes.
Him: What exactly is a few extra pounds?
Her: Why does it matter, I want a guy to love me for me?
Him: So you don't feel you should have to be honest with him until he is in love with you?
Her: Fine, last time I weighed myself I was 184 lbs, happy?
Him? Why would I be happy about wasting my time with a lying bitch who is almost 200 lbs and thinks that is only "a few extra".

few extra pounds by Areyadone September 26, 2005

Few Understand. 

When something sounds so good that only a few can wrap their head around it and understand it.

This is the next big thing, few understand.

Few Understand. by Macsby September 11, 2020

Few cans? 

As it says on the tin: would you like to consume a few cans of lager, cider, or otherwise? Possibly get drunk? Night after night? A heavy session indeed.

Few cans lads?

Few cans?

Few cans? by mallam February 21, 2009

few weaknesses 

not being afraid of just about anything

man she has few weaknesses

few weaknesses by Pie=3.14 October 6, 2013