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Blunt Fakie 

A skateboarding trick for minipipe where your skateboard goes all the way up to the coping (in regular stance), and you rest for a short time on your back trucks, then ollie(jump) and land back on the coping with your front truck above the coping, then you roll back down in fakie stance.
Dude, Brandon hit his head learning a Blunt Fakie
Blunt Fakie by Ricky Benda May 25, 2005

backside fakie 

When one goes for oral stimulation and ends up heading south of the border......this is when little Conchita is surprised with a tongue in her ass and a pinata on her nose!
Juanita enjoys batting Jose's fat pinata with her nose while recieving a backside fakie.
backside fakie by Jr Mafia July 23, 2006

Jackie Fakie 

n. A person providing exceptional customer service far above a 5 star level.
My flight itinerary was screwed when one of my flights was canceled while i was in a foreign country, and fortunately Jackie Fakie worked hours fixing it, and also saving me a boat load of cash in the process. True story.
Jackie Fakie by C potter September 10, 2021

50 Yard Fakie 

A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"
"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"

MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!

no bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas 

The code everybody who's a fan of the Etika World Network lives by. Anybody who breaks these 4 sacred rules is subject to evisceration and/or the Etika Backhand.
1. Etika: There is a set of code that accompanies this YouTube channel in every action it does! NO BITCH NIGGAS! NO SNITCH NIGGAS! NO TWITCH NIGGAS! And NO FAKE SWITCH NIGGAS! Get back to me on that last one, I still don't know what the fuck it means. If you are a member of this YouTube channel, you LIVE by these laws! What happens when we find, not just an individual, or a group, or an entity, WE FIND an ENTIRE COMPANY OF NOTHING BUT B I T C H - M A D E N I G G A S ? ! YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO?!
B A C K H A N D P I M P - S T Y L E N I G G A A C T I O N !
2. PERSON A: No bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas is the code everybody who's a fan of the Etika World Network lives by. Anybody who breaks these 4 sacred rules is subject to evisceration and/or the Etika Backhand. PERSON B: Cool!
A fake identification card that shows you are atleast 21 years old. This item is in possession of every OU tard that is under the age 21 because all those dudes do is go to campus corner every night and get fucked up because they are completely useless on the academic side of things. It also easy to use a fake ID in Norman because all the people who are checking are also OU tards so they have absolutely no idea no matter how obvious it is.
Yo, my fake ID came in the other day and the dude in the picture is black and I'm white but I think I should still be fine and it should work. Let's go to campus corner.
fake ID by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019