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fake ass bitch 

Someone who talks to you when deep down he or she hates you or dislikes you.
Penelope tells Feeby in class: "I fucking can't stand that bitch Tammy. She thinks she's so pretty. I hate her!"

Tammy enters the classroom and sits in her usual seat next to Penelope

Penelope says to Tammy: "Hey Tammy, you look so pretty! How was your weekend? "

Tammy and Penelope are having a normal conversation about what they did this weekend while Feeby is thinking to herself, PENELOPE IS SUCH A FAKE ASS BITCH. SHE JUST TOLD ME SHE HATES THIS GIRL AND YET SHE IS TALKING TO HER AND ACTING LIKE SHE IS HER FRIEND!!!

FAKE ASS BITCH 

FEMALE WHO CONTRODICTS HER SELF BY SAYING CHICKS BEFORE DICKS TO HER FRIENDS BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT SHE PUTS A MAN BEFORE HER HOMEGIRLS AND ITS OKAY FOR HER
MAN! STARS A FAKE ASS BITCH! FOO ,SHE TOLD ME TO DITCH MY MAN LAST FRIDAY BUT YET THE BITCH DITCHED ME YESTERDAY JUST TO SEE HER UGLY ASS VATO THAT SHE KNOWS FUCKED UP ON HER!
FAKE ASS BITCH by MS.DRAMA February 28, 2010

Fake ass friend 

Someone who is so fake it's unbelievable. Also they do not care about who made them and gave them friends. Basically they are not loyal to you!
Yo that guy is a "fake ass friend" he called me a gangbanger after everything I have done for him

fake ass hoes 

noun.
the bane of normal people's existences.
their unfortunate presence in the world causes terrible demise. i actually hope everyone of these people die.
Sentence: Damn, Them Fake ass hoes be riding my dick 24/7.

Sentence: Fake ass hoes were in my house and at the movies today, i really hope they blow up.
fake ass hoes by GentileFreaker February 20, 2009

Fake ass BITCH 

Someone stupid and rude. they pretend to like someone to get something out of it, like a girlfriend or an ass grab. Sometimes they do like the person, but are just so immature and rude they deserve to go to hell anyways. These are the annoying douchebags of the world, and should all just die because they don't deserve to be in the presence of amazing people.
I- Oh my god Chris is such a fake ass bitch. he deserves to go to hell after the way he treated you
M- I know right. He's such a dick. I hope I never have to see him again. Stupid fake ass bitch
Fake ass BITCH by MrIce May 22, 2015

Fake Ass Nigga 

Someone who fakes on plans after saying they will go.
This Fake ass nigga bitch on my birthday after she specifically told me she would be there. Bitch

My best man faked on my wedding days before after i told him he was my best man.
Fake Ass Nigga by Fakedude March 11, 2015