Fairview High School 

FHS Located in Boulder, Colorado. Fairview is the only school where you will find the kids with a GPA of 5.0 smoking pot after school. Crazy amazing fine arts department/musical theatre classes where people may stab each other to get into a play. Warning: Girls: cannot enter unless you own uggs, designer purses, good looks, and perfect bodies. Guys: are guys.

Both go to Fairview High School:
A: shit i have a 100000 point project due tomorrow in IB calculus and i have to perform in a choir concert tonight, what should i do?
B: smoke this shit, man
A: ok, word

Fairview High School by 0counts1 January 20, 2008

Zipper Fairies 

Definition of Zipper Fairies

1 a cheerful reference to a skanky group of sluts, or slutty group of skanks. promiscuous.

2 a : a promiscuous woman; especially : prostitute b : a saucy girl : minx : cougar : naughty : skank : skank

3 an amusing Fantasy Football team name on The League/FX

See also Sorostitutes

Douche 1: Bro look, a swarm.

Douche 2: Zipper Fairies bro. Zipper Fairies. *Fist Bump*

Zipper Fairies by CrashLarue October 26, 2011

fairfield woods middle school 

a place where the teachers give a shit load of homework, most of the girls are flat but have amazing asses, ands hair styles range from Justin Beiber to Pauly D. many of the students are tools and have extreme cases of dumb blonde syndrome, but others just dont try and fail every test thrown at them. Truely not a bad place to be if you like girls with fine asses and dont mind (or dont do) homework.

guy one: i sure do love a good ass once in a while

guy two: come down to fairfield woods middle school! just dont do the homework

guy one: sweet ill be there!

fairfield woods middle school by that guy by the door February 18, 2011

Faerlie 

extremely hawt piece of anus. Faerlie is a cat.. and has big boobs

dude faerlie is a cat lol
SHE IS FAERLIE HAWT

Faerlie by mc faps June 6, 2013

Fairfield connecticut

Extreme range of people you can meet. Highest underage drinking capital of country. Dave matthews band and John Meyer on repeat. You can find extreme preppy pricks and great weed! Never doubt the mad heads of drunk miners at Penfield beach.

Who’s throwing the fat dartie today? Ah just a white girl who wears Ugg’s with jean shorts.

Fairfield connecticut

Fairfield connecticut by happyroxy November 11, 2021

Fairlight 

The reason why you don't waste several months and thousands of dollars on copy protection

oh shit, our game was just released by fairlight 2 months before retail

Fairlight by trader June 29, 2003

Line Fairies 

The small amount of people in the entire grade that don't love four-square. These people move around in the line enough so the gym teachers don't notice that they aren’t doing anything, and that they never actually play. Also this is the only legitimate line anything, there is no such thing as a line "demon".

Person one- "oh are you guys in line?"
Line Fairies- "no...we never are."

Person one- "Hey guess what guys?! I’m a line demon!!!!"
Line Fairies- "Uh...no...you're not."

Line Fairies by M'Ellen May 4, 2006