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ankle excursion 

When a girl has to walk home from an automobile ride.
Well, Henry, I guess I got too fresh for Mabel last night. I wanted to pet, and she took an ankle excursion.
ankle excursion by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

Ford Excursion 

A large oversized Sports Utility Vehicle (SUV) that gets stuck in 6 inches of snow. This gas guzzling 2WD with 20in rims frequently gets stuck in its owners driveway, resulting in a 2010 Honda Accord pulling it onto the road with a 25k tow strap. (yes there are pictures)
Ford Excursion Owner: "Shit...I can't get my truck out of my yard..."

Honda Owner: "Hold on man, I still have my tow strap from my old truck in the trunk."

Ford Excursion Owner: "HAHAHA.. You think that HONDA can pull my Excursion up that hill in the snow.."

Honda Owner: "All I ask is that you let me get pictures of this..."

Ford Excursion Owner: "Deal.."

30 sec later

Ford Owner: "shoulda bought a honda"
Ford Excursion by 2010AccordEXL February 5, 2010

stoner excursion

A short trip taken by pot smokers while high, usually to purchase snacks or to acquire more marijuana.
"Hey man, do you want to go on a little stoner excursion?"

nuclear excursion 

A euphemism for an accident or screw-up at a nuclear power plant.
Power-plant manager: "Yeah, we had a nuclear excursion last night..."

Power-plant worker: "He means, we barely avoided leaking millions of litres of highly irradiated water vapour into the atmosphere."
nuclear excursion by o_alquimista January 3, 2022

Slime Excursion

slime ex·cur·sion
/ˈslaɪm ɪkˈskɜ rʒən/
noun

1. A personal journey toward progress achieved through patience, discipline, and consistent effort.

2. The act or process of pursuing goals steadily rather than rapidly.

3. A mindset emphasizing loyalty to one’s path and gradual improvement.
"He treated his hustle like a slime excursion, moving forward every day."