engaged to be engaged

A stage in the relationship between a monogamous couple when the members are expected to wed in the near future, but will more likely break up next week.

"Fred and Victoria broke up? I thought they were engaged to be engaged!"
"They were, until he watched Keeping up with the Kardashians and realized that marriages never last."

engaged to be engaged by sgoodspeed November 28, 2011

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engauged

The act of being betrothed to a friend of same or opposite sex, with no real intention of ever marrying...unless desperaetion or alcohol take you to such conclusions. Agreeing to marry someone for the fun of being able to shriek that you're getting married, even though you're not. Agreeing to marry someone so you can make imaginary wedding plans that you know will never happen, but sound lovely anyway.

"Kelsey and I proposed to each other with paper clip rings, it was so romantic, now we're engauged."

"Are you coming to the engaugement party? We'll be discussing why we'll end up with bags and cats...and cheat on each other men. There'll be cocktails of course."

"Those crazy bitches got engauged because they're sick of men."

"They're not really getting marrried, they're just engauged for fun."

engauged by Alana Howard February 1, 2008

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Engayged

When gay people commit themselves to each other. Usually of short duration until a better opportunity comes along.

Joe: Hey Biff, did you here, those flamers Bruce and Brett are telling people they're Engayged.

Biff: That won't last, they're both a couple of homo-ho's.

Engayged by BigBlackBlick March 24, 2010