When 2 people who are (in theory) not romantically interested in each other meet up and have cringe conversation, beacuse the guy is a pussy and can't ask anyone out to an actual date.
by Hebert69 February 27, 2021
Get the Friendly encounter mug.1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.
2. Stepping on dog crap.
3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.
2. Stepping on dog crap.
3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.
"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"
"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"
by carmenarmen February 11, 2010
Get the close encounter of the turd kind mug.When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.
P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"
by die you fucking brat July 16, 2020
Get the i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life mug.Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.
by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015
Get the Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind mug.a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!
sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.
the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!
they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!
they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
by michael foolsley November 14, 2011
Get the clumsy human encounter mug.by Nowheredotcom December 9, 2008
Get the Lost Encounter mug.there are many different aspect of the encounter between two human beings. Eyes is the main.
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It is interesting this site can define alot of useless definitions
example; socialble penis,socail blue balls,facebook orgy?
are u retarded? there is no such thing as urban dictionary with these useless definitions
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your such an experiment
yes I am a social encounter
are you blind?
someone is stalking me
oh no hes a serial killer
yes I am a social encounter
are you blind?
someone is stalking me
oh no hes a serial killer
by Walker104 March 24, 2011
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