Eggplant 

A highschool basketball prop specifically used at huge rivalry basketball games. nothing non-kosher about this one.

Hey yo bring the eggplant to the game on Sunday. It's super kosher and not dirty.

Eggplant by haven't loskdn January 11, 2020

Eggplant 

A male (sometimes named Bryan) that has an unusually large forehead that resembles the shape of an eggplant.

Hey eggplant, how ya doin?
Look at the top of eggplants head!

Eggplant by TheFudgeMan123 June 27, 2017

eggplant 

An African-American lawyer or attorney.

That eggplant lawyer sent my brother to jail for 5 years.

eggplant by BlazerSax April 13, 2004

Eggplant 

A woman's reproductive organs, specifically the ones that contain/produce the eggs.

My eggplant is fertile, and i am ready to start a family.

Eggplant by mbtfcp July 30, 2009

eggplant 

eggplant is a term used to describe a feeling toward another person such as a hobo, usually of kindness or love

hello eggplant.
do you deserve eggplant?
eggplant

eggplant by 9705826966048363969cb November 6, 2007

eggplant 

A dweeb. An idiot. A person without a clue. Often has a shaved head.

"That mofo eggplant paid $20 for some oregano."

eggplant by Mike November 21, 2003

Eggplant 

To change someone's visual style to eggplant as a Windows 2000 theme without the user's knowledge.

"Dude, I think someone puked on my screen...dammit, I got eggplanted."

"Hey, I've got a cool idea. Let's eggplant this motherfucker."
"Wow, let's not go too far, man"

Eggplant by The Finger Nick March 25, 2009