Dunk

Unable to type, text, or talk correctly on your phone or computer because you are too drunk.

"I have to let you go I'm way too dunk to talk/text"
The "R" is left out of drunk because it obviously makes what is already a popular and very catchy word "dunk" At the same time when put into proper context "I'm too dunk" "can't talk I'm dunk" it will not be mistaken for a "slam-dunk" as in Basketball. It will be a known word to the receiver or viewed as a typo which often a sign itself that you are drunk.

Dunk by Jeebiez May 23, 2012

Dunk

n. 1. in New England, Dunkin' Donuts
2. in Providence, RI, the Dunkin' Donuts Center - Rhode Island's Madison Square Garden

c.f. Providence, Dunkin' Donuts, Madison Square Garden

Dunk by wayfarer May 5, 2005

dunk

A dumb, un-employed, lazy person who sits around the house all day and waits for phone calls from his "friends" who actually have lifes and are working or going to school. A dunk is usally a male ranging from the ages of 18-25 who crawls out of bed around 1:00 in the afternoon after a night of pointless binge drinking.

"Holy fuck Gordan is such a fuckin' dunk!!"

"Man your bro is the biggest dunk, he needs to get a job and figure his life out!"

dunk by Hershcle February 21, 2008

dunk

Noun.

1. Short form of podunk.

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1. Billy Bob lives way out in the dunk.

dunk by thaks April 26, 2006

dunk

adj. alteration of "drunk", likely from common misspelling of "drunk" when typist is drunk during an instant-messenger conversation

drunk

Man, I cant tpye. I'm really dunk.

dunk by nopain00 March 2, 2005

dunk

A particularly nasty version of this cannot be used to fight the funk

Homsar - Can't fight the funk with a nasty dunk

dunk by Sponge July 15, 2004

dunk

generic coolness, awesomeness, shizzle, tightness, ballaness, and hotness

Damn! That game was mad dunk!

dunk by Big Mickey March 2, 2004