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Duke Depp 

The sweetest human being with the prettiest smile. He is the best dancer ever and I'm not really sure if he is real because he is so perfect.
Who is the most perfect person in the universe?

DUKE DEPP.
Duke Depp by dancingduke October 21, 2020

heather duke 

she runs the yearbook. doesn't have a personality but her mom did pay for (implants)
random girl:ugh stop acting like heather duke
heather duke by FandomQueen November 21, 2019

duke smellington 

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.
The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.

thin white duke

Musical persona used by the Undisputable greatest musical artist of all-time, David Bowie, which was created in the late 70's. The Thin White Duke was Bowie at his musical peak, clouded by a cocaine-induced haze in which he recorded the album, "Station to Station," but claims not recalling doing so, due to his excessive cocaine use. Arguably the most controversial and darkest of Bowie characters.
Guy who knows nothing about music: "Hey, wouldn't you agree that Eminem's Slim Shady character is the greatest musical persona of all-time."

Guy who knows music: "Hell no, shithead, the Thin White Duke is far more abstract, musically talented, and creative. PWNED!"
thin white duke by J.O. May 2, 2006

duke nukem 

schwarzenegger-esque video game protagonist, who belittles his opponents with saracastic one liners and insulting moves
Little pig, little pig, let me come in, or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll kick your ass in!
duke nukem by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004