doodiephiliac 

A person who never has a solid stool and always has diarrhea. And I mean all the time.

Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?

Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.

doodiephiliac by joseph blough March 12, 2022

Scoobie Doobie 

The act of rolling a blunt with the intent of getting high while acting like a child again, or being high and acting like a child; such as watching cartoons while high, or wanting to get high so the cartoons become more entertaining.

"I was chilling watching some Cartoon Network, and decided to roll a scoobie doobie when my mom walked in"

Scoobie Doobie by Scoobie Doobie September 22, 2014

doodie bark

Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.

Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.

They usually smell like the danger ahead.

"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."

doodie bark by nofx9019 December 2, 2009

Doodire 

A doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your diarrhea. Doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. A main way of defending against doodires is cheese. Swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.

Rather portly student:"Look at that Biology teacher!"

Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"

Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."

Doodire by Sir Giblets July 15, 2007

snoop a doobie 

Gettin’ high af!

You wanna Snoop a doobie? Alright! Light it up, cuz!

snoop a doobie by Notorious Big Ole D August 26, 2018

doodie pootie 

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.

I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie

doodie pootie by crickety April 6, 2010

doobie rat

When someone looks so dirty and raunchy that it appears that they've just escaped from the gutta.

Snuffy: Damn dat guhs hurr is fuckkked up! What the hell?!
Ksha: Dat bitch lookin like a doobie rat!

doobie rat by KshaSnuffy December 20, 2010