doorknob 

A listening device commonly utilized to hear if someone is dead, particularly Marley.

Emjay heard that he was dead through the doorknob

doorknob by fIoccinaucinihiIipiIification December 13, 2021

doorknob 

Highly revered and worshiped higher power of many Alcoholics Anonymous members.

Your higher power can be anything you want including a doorknob. Surrender to it, pray to it, and seek out its will for you.

doorknob by hulahoophulahoop March 30, 2011

doorknob 

something you call when you fart...then you call safety if you not near a doorknob or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a doorknob then someone gets to punch you:)

FART!!!!!!!!!!
"doorknob.....safety"

doorknob by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008

Doorknob 

-See 'Safety'

<Poot!>
"Safety!"
"Good one, dude! I could have called doorknob on yah, though!"

-Also see safety.

Doorknob by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

Doorknob 

A fan of the doors (door) and someone who is into british rock music (knob).

person 1: I love the doors!
person 2: I know, you're a doorknob.
person 1: awesome
person 3: i wish i was a doorknob...

Doorknob by smithsfan November 18, 2010

doorknob 

Well known for game design and other randomness including the morons today, an online radio program. Their site can be found at doorknob.tk

shut up, doorknob

doorknob by Mr M. Ister May 26, 2004

doorknob 

A random guy that a woman will have sex with just to relieve the need. Also can be a "Friend with Benefits" situation.

She said she was so horny, she'd fuck a doorknob. I told her she could give me a turn!

doorknob by Vinny Bellarosa February 18, 2009