Dog Food Gangstas 

A group of street thugs borne from the recent Strong Band Email from Ry-guy, who closed his email with the tag line. "peace out my dawg foo gangsta yo" with the Great and Awexome Strongbad mistook as Dog Food Gangsta, which spurred him to ask, "Ought I be offended"

"Dog Food Gangstas:
Canned or Dry,
We Neva Die"

Dog Food Gangstas by Scotch October 1, 2004

dog food gangsta 

the mature reply when a dork tries to speak slang with you out of urban ignorance.

DORK: yeah, that be tight, dawg foo yawg gangsta!

YOU: Pardon me, did you just call me a dog food gangsta?

dog food gangsta by Nikki November 4, 2004

Dog food shit 

The kind of shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking. Not quite solid, not quite watery. Just a lump of shit that resembles dog food.

"Bill, come in the bathroom..."

"Why?"

"I had 6 pints of Guiness last night and I took the most richeous dog food shit!"

"Mondo sweet. Dont flush. I wanna see."

Dog food shit by Anthony Argiropoulos August 3, 2008

Dog food television

The lowest form of television entertainment. Describes any show that has little to no comedic or intellectual qualities and generally contributes to the brain rot of the viewer. Often found in the middle of the day, or late at night/early morning.

Those that watch dog food television often experience feelings of guilt or anger that they subjected themselves to such mind-numbing 'entertainment'.

There's no way I'm watching re-runs of Perfect Strangers. That's such dog food television!

Dog food television by the_elder April 26, 2009

dog food ganstas 

Ryguy and strongbad and maybe marzipan

Canned or dried we never die!

dog food ganstas by Redlen September 24, 2004

dog food face 

dog food face is an insult that is used to people who are so god damn ugly that there face looks like dog food used for people who have bad acne as well.

"jesse mccartney you are a dog food face"

dog food face by spittlz May 14, 2005

dog food face 

Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.

"Hey Dog Food Face!!! Get your fat @$$ over here, NOW!"

dog food face by Conster April 12, 2006