Definitions by Conster
dog food face
Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.
dog food face by Conster April 12, 2006
Cock smoker
Someone who unabashedly sucks dick and as such speaks with an unmistakably effeminate lilt caused by gargling too much semen.
Cock smoker by Conster May 4, 2003