Definitions by Conster

dog food face 

Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.

"Hey Dog Food Face!!! Get your fat @$$ over here, NOW!"

dog food face by Conster April 12, 2006

Cock smoker 

Someone who unabashedly sucks dick and as such speaks with an unmistakably effeminate lilt caused by gargling too much semen.

Eddie Grosso is a dumb ass cock smoker!!

Cock smoker by Conster May 4, 2003