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1. (Noun) a relatively short insult, typically of sexual nature.

2. (Conj.) A shortened version of "this is".
1. You need to get laid.

2. Dis is mah house, yo!
dis by Igotowned May 14, 2008
A public and socially calculated rejection of a sexually forward female by a male.
"Whoa man, that skank was all over your nuts and you just totally dissed her."
dis by takarakujiniatatta March 14, 2010
A commonly used shortcut for the word "this", regularly used by those low-key people who are too lazy to even string up 4 letters in a word.
God did not forbid you to take an extra second out of your chatting sessions to spell properly!
Guy: Wow, dis picture is good!
Grammar Nazi: FOR THE LAST TIME ALBERT, IT'S "THIS".
dis by PokemonNoobLvl1 April 24, 2017
Bastardization of "this," cause 4 letter is too damn long
*Phone rings
"Hm, I don't know this number"
*Picks it up
"Hello, who dis be?"
dis by kljw;lnwoinvvsd June 16, 2018
I haven't seen dis broski for a long ass time!
Dis by Cricketboyy November 27, 2018