diet coke 

A bastardised decaffinated and low joule version of the best soft drink in the universe.

Can also be used as an insult:

"You are the diet coke of evil" - Mike Myers, Austin Powers.

"You diet coke sir, taste like ass"

diet coke by Lucifer February 26, 2005

Diet Coke 

The diet version of a carbonated soft drink made by Coca-cola (formerly known as Coke)
Although not yet proven, many doctors feel that some of the sugar substitutes may cause cancer
hence, the commonly used term "cancer in a bottle"

"Doctor, why has my husband gotten cancer??"

"I'm sorry Jane, it appears that he has recently been drinking Diet Coke"

Diet Coke by defiler19 April 11, 2010

diet coke 

The nastiest stuff that ever appeared in the universe.... just get a Mt. Dew

after trying to tolerate a single 8 oz can of this flavorless syrup he gave up and went back to his Mt. Dew

diet coke by Brad Dabbs August 16, 2005

diet coke 

Imitation Coca-cola that has no sugar in it. Tastes okay, but is absolutely filled to the freaking brim with all sorts of chemicals that cause CANCER. (i.e. saccharin, aspartame) I swear, the entire diet coke generation is going to DIE when they are 40 years old of cancer.

Oh, you WANT cancer? Here, have a diet coke.

mmm..... cancer.

diet coke by w00tster January 5, 2005

Diet coke 

Battery acid. That’s it. Pure battery acid

Customer: one Diet Coke please.
Mechanic: do you mean battery acid?
Customer: is that not what I said?

Diet coke by BigTimeRushIsC00l July 15, 2019

diet coke 

Nickname for nasal snuff.

I didn't feel like taking a lipper so I had some Diet Coke.

diet coke by Buck47 April 19, 2006

diet coke 

One of the few soft drinks that isn't so loaded with sweeteners it resembles the shit you put in your hummingbird feeder.

"Gimme a Diet Coke. If I wanted anything else I'd chug a bag of sugar instead, it's cheaper and tastes the same."

diet coke by Duty August 10, 2004