dickincentive 

A thing or person that motivates or encourages one to be a dick.

Weber: I can't play video games when Mike is around because you guys are such assholes to me when he's here.

Me: Well since Mike won't be living with us anymore he'll no longer be a dickincentive.

Weber: Oh yea, now I feel safe to play.

dickincentive by The Object January 24, 2013

Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

Speed Dicking by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

Selective Dickism 

When someone is only a dick to certain people

Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me

Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism

Selective Dickism by Roadhouse2769 October 1, 2016

dickin around 

The act of refraining from much activity. Not doing much at all.

"What are you doing?" - "Not much, just dickin around".

"I was dickin' around the other day and saw a white dude get the beat down"

dickin around by Chip Bowman September 17, 2006

fish dicking 

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

fish dicking by MS111 December 17, 2016

Dickfished 

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.

Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.

Dickfished by Marco the Great October 26, 2013

ick dickin 

1. still "putting out" after a bad date
2. sleeping around with complete disregard for STDs/STIs

Roommate: So, how did your date go last night?
Girl: It was awful. My date was super obnoxious and kept hitting on other girls at the bar, yet I still decided to sleep with him.
Roommate: Oh girl, you were ick dickin!

ick dickin by rbnights2020 January 2, 2020