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Slowest Common Denominator

The kid in class who slows down the rest by having to get every last thing repeated to him/her 8 times before understanding it.
Teacher 1) I hear you got Tommy and Linda in English class. I had them last year. They're some really bright kids.

Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.

Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.

Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.
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DOMinated 

Getting fucking decked by a dude named Dominic
Dude that guy got fucking DOMinated
DOMinated by wordyoword March 16, 2021

common denominator 

(n.) A factor that appears the same in different situations. Derived from mathematics where the numerator is divded by the lowest common denominator in fraction questions where it must be discovered which fraction is bigger by making the denominator the same.
Your face is the common denominator in three robberies at your place of work, which implies you have a connection to these robberies, although we could be wrong.

dominatezevorld 

1. To emphasize the hard work being done
2. A slang for saying "dominating the world"
3. An Asian that represents 60% of the world, thus dominating
4. An action that is done to a globe; preferably destroying it
1. Dammit! This homework is dominatezevorld!
2. Hey What are you doing?
I'm dominatezevorld
3. OMG! Look, that's Lee! he's dominatezevorld! :-o
4. Why did you break the globe?
Because I wanted to dominatezevorld.
dominatezevorld by Acerook January 9, 2009

denominator 

1) Mathematics. The expression written below the line in a common fraction that indicates the number of parts into which one whole is divided.

2) A common trait or characteristic.

3)An average level or standard: The success of the film demonstrates the denominator of public taste.
denominator

n : the divisor of a fraction
denominator by Wounded December 29, 2004

Dominated 

What happens to someone who gets completely fucking owned.
Every time Lacari fights Chubs he gets dominated.
Dominated by not chubs November 4, 2008

Denomination 

A form of domination in which you, by yourself or with a team, dominate someone(s) or something else so badly in any sporting event, video game, office contest, schoolwork, or relative bragging rights situation that you establish yourself or your team on a much greater level than your opponent(s). Not only have you dominated the opposition, you have relegated them and made it very clear that you, by yourself or with your comrades, are vastly greater than them at the said event. Essentially, you are way out of their league, and you have rightly put them in their place, possibly and preferably by humiliating them as well.

To establish a vast difference in class between two opposing sides, through overwhelming skill that glorifies the winners and humiliates the losers.

Variations of "denomination" include "denominate", "denominated", and "denominating". It is also encouraged to celebrate any act of "denomination" by taunting your opposition with denomination's appropriate abbreviated term, "deez-nuts".
In the locker room before a baseball game.

"Are you guys ready for some denomination?"

At school.--
"Wanna go grab some lunch?"
"Maybe in a little bit. I've got to denominate this Calculus Exam first".

Hanging with your buddies
"Dude, I just denominated you in some COD".

Playing any video game online
"Dude, wanna go over to Mark's house for a bit"
"Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone. I'm denominating some noobs right now".

After scoring the winning touchdown in the game, taunting the opposition.
"Deez-nuts!"
Denomination by Stark24 December 31, 2009