Cannabis Club Delivery 

The legal delivery of Medical Marijuana and other Marijuana products. Legal in California. The only legal way to have your medical marijuana delivered discretely, legaly and quickly to your home or office.

Hey Mary, Help! My mom is sick and needs her medical marijuana, but with all the dispenseries closed, where am i to look?

Jane, you need to call Cannabis Club Delivery. Google it.

Cannabis Club Delivery by Compassionate Care July 13, 2010

delivery fries 

when your friend asks you to pick up food for him, you can get yourself some fries and he has to pay for it. its like payment for delivering him his food

chip: sarina, thanks for picking up these hot wings. they're amazing
sarina: no chip. thank your for these delivery fries

delivery fries by jay the matador October 14, 2009

Deliveranced 

The act of being shot with arrows and raped repeatedly usually by a "Back country boy" with little to no teeth. Also see George Lucas.

No I heard he went white water rafting and got deliveranced

Deliveranced by No_Teeth December 1, 2010

cockroach delivery 

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.

Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

cockroach delivery by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

post-mortem delivery 

The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.

In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.

post-mortem delivery by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery! 

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery! by AmNow December 24, 2020

freebirds delivery 

The delivery service that brings infamous Isla Vista Freebirds food to the drunk and high students of UCSB. They have a $20 minimum which drives everybody insane and they ride their bikes around like it's the Indy 500. (They deliver via bicycle.)

Kazzzoooooommmm!

"Who was that riding at 100 MPH and smelling of delicious nachos?"-Some Dude

"Probably the Freebirds Delivery guys"-Some Dude's friend.

freebirds delivery by ucsbmatt January 5, 2009