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dating dollars 

n. pl. An ammount of money spent on dating and courting, such as dining out, entertainment, presents. Exclusively a plural noun as it would be imposible, not to mention pathetic, to buy anything with a single dollar in a world of dating. Not necessarily US Dollars, as all spending in any currency to please a woman or a gay bloke is figuratively converted into dating dollars.
I just met this fantastic dude. We are going out on Friday. I am gonna need to bump a hundred dating dollars off of you.
dating dollars by Sasha Henke March 8, 2006
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dating detox 

To abstain from dating of any shape form or fashion for a period of time. Usually, for a minimum of 30 days, but it is not uncommon for the time frame to vary from person to person. The ultimate goal is to detox oneself from dating in order to become more aware of self and self love overcoming the dependency and or need to constantly be in a relationship.
I'm getting really tired of the dating scene, dating doesn't seem to fulfill me anymore, I think I'll try this new "dating detox" challenge I've been hearing so much about lately
dating detox by Fire Chapo July 8, 2018
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Dating Arab Style 

When you have 2 or more girlfriends or wives.

Also applies to women who have 2 or more boyfriends.
"Dating arab style is for chads"
"When you date arab style they gotta have the same name so you don't forget who's who."
"She's a hoe who dates arab style"

Drawing on a Mustache 

When a beautiful woman alters her face in a cute, goofy or otherwise wacky way by "pulling a face" (crossing her eyes, sticking out her tongue, waggling her ears, etc). Sometimes it's an awkward moment. Sometimes it's a romantic moment. sometimes it's both. Regardless, it's adorable.

Although it can momentarily interfere with her attractiveness, it does not in any way diminish it. In many ways it may even accentuate it. Thank you to Esky.
Jack: "hey babe - you're looking hot today."
Jill: "...Bllpffft" (pulls a face - drawing on a mustache)
Jack: “such a babe.”

Tea Dazing

Tea Dazing is the act of ingesting psychedelic mushrooms through the process of creating a tea from the shrooms and then drinking it.
"Dude i spent the last 3 hours peaking balls in a serious tea dazing ritual with ma boys."
Tea Dazing by ilovemunchrooms September 8, 2009

Sonicare toothbrush dating method

The Sonicare toothbrush dating method is a dating method developed by Nicki S. This approach to dating involves having a list of specific dating criteria and sticking to the list no matter how superficial, specific, ridiculous, or unobtainable the criteria may seem. The goals of this method include ensuring that you never settle for anything that you do not want in a life partner and guaranteeing that you chose someone who fits you, matches what you bring to the table, and embodies what you most desire in life. Examples of criteria that have been established with this method include owning a Sonicare toothbrush, having a Costco membership, lifting weights regularly, and being familiar with focaccia.
"Wow, Nicki has such a catch of a husband and a beautiful life partnership! How do I settle down with someone like that?" "Well, it may take years of using the Sonicare toothbrush dating method, but with persistence and dedication, it works!"

e-dating 

person 1: "me and 'anon' have been e-dating for 8 months now!"
person 2: "that sounds kinda lame"
e-dating by ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ November 15, 2018