Crouton Gladiator

A name used in refrence to a homeless person due to the fact that the homeless fight to the death over small things such as croutons.

"Why do Crouton Gladiators always ask me for money?"

Crouton Gladiator by R. Virtanen February 28, 2010

Southwick crouton 

A pack of Hula hoop's that are added to a bowl soup to mimic the more established bread based crouton. First observed in the area of Southwick (nr Brighton) on the south coast of the uk.

"Awww that beef flavour goes so well wiv this tomato soup it's lush Vicky, nice one"
"Yea an salt n vinigar is wicked in lentil, an it's dead classy... southwick croutons are tops innit"

Southwick crouton by frog111 January 1, 2010

futon crouton

Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.

I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.

futon crouton by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 11, 2016

ignorant crouton

lacking knowledge or information as to a small piece of fried or toasted bread, sometimes seasoned, used as a garnish for soups, salads, and other dishes.a particular subject or fact

Excuse me sir, but i can't help but notice how much of an ignorant crouton you are.

ignorant crouton by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015

Soggy Crouton 

The act of soaking your balls in salad dressing before forcefully inserting them into your girl's ass while screaming at the top of your lungs "WELCOME TO THE HIDDEN VALLEY!"

I hope my girl gets here soon because I've been basting my balls in this dressing all day and I can't wait to give her the soggy crouton

Soggy Crouton by FittyTucker July 12, 2016

crouton 

The drummer of the band Family Force 5

Man, Crouton's one awesome drummer.

crouton by MooMonster June 28, 2007

Crouton Savage 

A person who insidiously steals your croutons from your ever so delicious Caesar salad. Along with croutons, they also tend to steal those awesome tasty chunks of parmasean. These beings will go to extreme measures just to take your croutons, usually they will stab you with their fork in the process, but the barbaric extremities vary based on who the savage is.

Jimmy: Dude hide your salad right now!
Paul: What why?
Jimmy: Because Kimmy's coming over here!
Paul: I don't--
Jimmy: Hurry up and do it Paul!
Paul: (hides salad) Why?
Jimmy: she's crouton savage. (Lifts sleeve to show scars). That's why.
Paul: is that from a fork?

Crouton Savage by CouldntDecide December 18, 2014