cranbaby 

a baby created by the joining of a human sperm/egg with a cranberry sperm/egg.
goes perfectly with a turkey dinner.

Simple math equation: 3/4 human + 1/4 cranberry = 1 cranbaby.

3/4 human, 1/4 cranberry. 100% delicious.

cranbaby by KTHOB November 29, 2009

Crackbags 

The breasts of a crackhead. Usually floppy, saggy, etc. Droopy nipples are applicable.

1. Check out the crackbags on Jeanine. Looks like two trash bags with brake shoes in 'em.

Crackbags by Prez July 14, 2004

crackball 

Crackball is a sport played in the center crack of a by65 folding lunch table with an intech limbo ultra soft golfball. It was invented in Dracut, Massachusetts in September of 2010.

I'm bored, good thing we have a crackball tournament at lunch today!

crackball by ACAA December 8, 2010

Starbucks Crack Baby

People, usually very young, who MUST have Starbucks (or similar sugary, caffeine-loaded McStuff) at least every day. Typically very brand-aware. Similar beverages from the 'wrong' brand just won't do.

Hold on, we gotta stop here. She's a Starbucks crack baby, and she'll kill us all if she doesn't get her fix this morning.

Starbucks Crack Baby by evildave August 26, 2010

crack baby 

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.

I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.

crack baby by nick May 23, 2006

crack baby 

A completely fictional creature invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.

Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)

crack baby by jazzriff October 29, 2005

crackabugs 

Lobsters, as seen being held up by grinning Crazy Ass Crackas in the L.L. Bean catalog.

Crazy Ass Crackass loves them some crackabugs.

crackabugs by anonnynon May 9, 2006