Cooperized 

when a creepy older man/teacher randomly selects someone and has an awkward conversation with.

that kid totally got cooperized.

Cooperized by Canton High School January 15, 2009

cooperitis 

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"

cooperitis by bestservedcold August 6, 2012

cooterie 

A small group of sexual partners who are also close friends

Did you hear? Jill and her cooterie had another orgy this weekend.

cooterie by RecklesQuail January 12, 2016

collerized

Made more awesome by the presence of Dan Coller

That party sucked until it was collerized

collerized by atillathedan January 19, 2017

Cooperfield 

You are having sex with a girl doggy style or in the ass with her facing the window. You have a friend in the closet hiding. You pull out and your friend takes over (with out the girl knowing) . All while you sneak outside to the window with a camera. Knock on the window to get the girls attention then take a picture of her reaction

We pulled a Cooperfield on Susy and she put the pic as her profile pic on facebook...score??

Cooperfield by blazie bone1 April 29, 2010

cooprider 

a person that rides a person who cums and poops simultaneously. Has really good hip thrusting abilities.

Look at that cooprider go!

cooprider by nac-aroo21 May 27, 2011

Cooperidos 

This is a disorder that causes you to do freaky things like make weird kissy faces, or stick your head in someones hoodie. Some of the other symptoms include telling a handful of girls the same thing at the same time. May also cause you to be crusty and have a lack of game when it comes to girls. The cause of this disorder is simply by being an asshole but in some cases you are just born with it and it cant be treated and you WILL die alone. Beware.

"Oh my god, he was diagnosed with cooperidos last week.. stay away!"

Cooperidos by qwertyuiop10 November 6, 2011