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schwag coma 

1.The state of mind after smoking WAY to much schwag.
john has been looking at the tv for six hours. oh he must be in a schwag coma
schwag coma by dixen nit December 5, 2009

Salt Coma 

When something makes you so salty that you fall into a coma.
"Damn, Devyn was so salty she fell into a salt coma during art class!"
Salt Coma by Cantactapellas August 14, 2016

Stoner Coma 

The comatose-like state that quickly follows after smoking some dank-ass indica. The effect can also be produced with certain other buds and the people most susceptible to a Stoner Coma are people who are new to smoking the cannabis plant.
Josh: Damn man!
Jarred: What's wrong?
Josh: That purp indica shit we got the other day put Rob into a stoner coma!
Rob: ZzzzZzzz
Stoner Coma by Spartan1010 June 12, 2008
A state of utter and total defeat. Absolute exhaustion.

The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.

The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.

Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.

A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.
You: Dude, Cassandra has been texting me on and off for like 3 months. I saw her at the bar last night and she didn't even look at me! We had an awesome week but now I think she's fucking my brothers best friend... I thought she was the one, man.

Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?

You: What?

Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.
Slut Coma by 3_I_Win October 31, 2011

snack coma 

A state of sudden drowsiness following a meal or snack,
After school I had a grilled cheese Sammich and then I slipped off into a snack coma.
snack coma by Rakis May 3, 2016

Shrunk Coma

The best rapper in the world
Evan: I live for Shrunk Coma. I even have his merch.
Clayton: Wow, have you heard Fakey Snakey by Shrunk Coma? It’s beautiful.
Shrunk Coma by Lucien Carr June 13, 2018