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Flappy Clappy 

When an elderly female has a plump, round and juicy dumpy and cannot perform basic actions without producing a loud clapping sound.
"Me and your nan's Flappy Clappy made sweet babies last night" I say to you.

And then everyone clapped 

Used to show doubt or general disbelief of an event that a person has described. Typically used on stories where the event taking place is completely illogical and the creator of the story is making it for attention.
User1: My jr high school principal told me to get involved in something. I asked "Like student body president?" The principal said "With your long hair and bad attitude, you wouldn't get 2 votes" I asked "If I get elected, will you resign?" I won with 828-56. He resigned.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.

Clappin' Cheeks 

Refers to the sexual act that causes a woman's booty cheeks to bounce around, resulting in an audible and distinct clapping sound.
"Dude, Belvitt is definitely clappin' cheeks in the Meat Locker right now.
Clappin' Cheeks by TheMeatLocker December 8, 2018

clapped by Cleckley 

(verb)
when your grades get clapped or you get roasted by Mrs.cleckley in class.
My grades got clapped by Cleckley.
clapped by Cleckley by anonymouserat February 17, 2019

Clappery 

Having a large derrière backside, donk, or butt. When you walk it jiggles or some say claps.
Girl you real clappery!
Clappery by @GimmeMOLLYlove September 14, 2012

Penis Clapping 

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.
Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.
Penis Clapping by Cactus92 November 14, 2011