CLAG 

Synonym describing Cute Little Asian Girls

“That CLAG is totally my type!”

CLAG by ShadowsOfLife May 1, 2015

Clag 

A very little living creature (can be used for small human or insects).

Look at that clag over here (point to a lonely little ladybug)

Clag by Flosaure January 5, 2024

clag 

A mix between slag and cunt

Mrs Smith is such a clag, she gave me 30 questions in maths

clag by Cjcjcjdnd March 21, 2024

Clag 

The smoke coming from the exhaust of a (typically British) diesel locomotive.

Class 37: *brrrrrrr*

Man: "Holy shit, look at that clag!"

Clag by Desiro July 24, 2025

Clag Nut Rub 

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

Clag Nut Rub by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nutting 

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair

Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting

Clag Nutting by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nuts 

Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair

Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard

Clag Nuts by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019