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chick-fil-a 

Restaurant fare comparable to that of McDonalds, and almost equally as scary on a corporate level. Feeding chicken and Born-Again Christianity to the masses, whereas McDonalds spreads "American" culture worldwide. Chick-fil-a is run by a radical religious zealot responsible for whipping consumers into submission by giving them the fattening foods they've grown so dependent on. And since when is capitalizing on gluttony considered Christian? The whole concept behind the image of the "protesting cow" was ripped from Peta campaigns -- what a perfect mindfuck.

Don't give these assholes your hard-earned cash.
"That'll be $19.99. Believe in Jesus."
chick-fil-a by bottled water March 15, 2005

Chick-fil-A 

Damn! I cannot wait to eat some good ass chicken at Chick-fil-A!

chick-fil-a 

A fast food chain that gives away passes for one free sandwich combo per week for a year if you are one of the first 100 people in line. Do not be fooled by this, however, as you aren't required to wait patiently in line or even in any kind of order, instead putting you name on a list while you play four square or sleep in a tent. Don't expect to be able to participate, either, unless you don't have a job, because they post the openings in your area on their website, so hippies and baptists come from several states away to take your free chicken well before you could be at leisure to loaf around for the requisite amount of time.

Don't be too upset though, it's only cool because otherwise expensive food would be free. Just eat at McDonald's, it's the same shit.
"I went to the Chick-fil-a that is opening tomorrow about 20 hours in advance, but there were 284 people ahead of me, and they were all playing volley ball. Fuck them."
chick-fil-a by Zihm January 11, 2009

Chick-fil-a 

Where the preps eat. Every. Single. Day
If you go to Chick-fil-A, preps will surround you.
Chick-fil-a by Bob102629173 April 7, 2019

chick-fil-a 

you look like someone who goes to chick-fil-a”
chick-fil-a by lilmisspsycho October 14, 2021

Chick fil a 

the best chicken place ever. they invented the chicken sandwich. Every thing on the menu is delicious. It was founded by some baptist priest guy who loved chicken.

so Eat mor chikin! and dont forget the pickles on your sandwich!
Dave: hey wanna go get some Chick fil a?

Matt: I was supposed to go to my grandmothers funeral but.....FUCK YEAH Chick fil a > everything!!!!!!

Dave: thats whats up.
Chick fil a by Spootybeaver113 March 12, 2011