Chick-Fil-A'd

The process by which you get someone's hopes up about eating Chick-Fil-A before they realize that it's Sunday and no deep-fried yard bird will be consumed.

Chick-Fil-Aer "Hey Sasha, what do you want for lunch?"

Chick-Fil-Aee "I dunno, what do you feel like?"

Chick-Fil-Aer "Hmm, I don't know .... Ohhh how does Chick-Fil-A sound!?!?"

Chick-Fil-Aee "Ohh yeah that sounds awesome!!!"
Chick-Fil-Aee (smiley face, mouth starts watering in anticipation of waffle fries and greasy chicken)
Chick-Fil-Aee "Damnit, it's Sunday!!! You Chick-Fil-A'd me again!!! I hate you and will punch you right in the sack!!!!"

Chick-Fil-A'd by skele4door November 18, 2013

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chick-fil-a’d

when a business establishment is closed on a Sunday. bonus points if it’s closed because of Jesus.

i really needed to wash my car today but the car wash was closed. i got chick-fil-a’d.

chick-fil-a’d by jesusgurl777 April 17, 2022

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National Chick-Fil-A Day

On June 1st or June 2nd (if June 1st is a Sunday) everyone will enjoy Chick-Fil-A with friends and post it on their social media to show support for gay rights.

Bob: Today is June 1st.

Jill: And...
Bob: It's National Chick-Fil-A Day
Jill: Oh shit, I need to go eat some Chick-Fil-A and post it on my social media to show support for the gays.

National Chick-Fil-A Day by Shredward6969 June 1, 2023

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Chick-Fil-A Doubletake

When you drive to Chick-Fil-A and it’s a Sunday and you forget that they are not like other fast food chains and are not open on Sunday.

I did a Chick-Fil-A Doubletake and had to go to Taco Bell because I forgot they were closed on Sunday.

Chick-Fil-A Doubletake by Nato1029 December 23, 2019

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Get your girlfriend Chick-Fil-A day

on August 9th, go and buy your girlfriend her favorite order from Chick-Fil-A!

Hey Bobby, did you get Casie food for Get Your Girlfriend Chick-Fil-A Day??

Get your girlfriend Chick-Fil-A day by TaMaEl November 3, 2020

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national take your crush to chick-fil-a day

november 16th

when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a

karen want to go to chick-fil-a?

sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY

national take your crush to chick-fil-a day by usucc October 29, 2019

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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