String Cheese Incident 

weak cover band. Folk/jam genre loved by junior-high stoner wannabes.

emo girl: wahh my family sux
emo boy: wahh i dont luv the world
emo girl: lets steal my deadbeat mom's ciggs, pretend to smoke them and listen to String Cheese Incident!

String Cheese Incident by DENCHtheMAN August 24, 2005

string cheese 

When a woman who is not quite built to wear thong underwear wears one and her rear end looks like a giant mass of cottage cheese.

Hey... get a load (and I mean LOAD) of Anna Nicole Smith's string cheese!

string cheese by joshuasmommy November 1, 2003

string cheese 

The result of a man with a cheesy penile stench having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating and pulling out only to find out he has a string dangling from his cock.

After I earned my red wings last night I shoved my smelly cock in Jen, poked her tampon for a few minutes, and came out with string cheese.

string cheese by Steelersfanps November 10, 2010

string cheese 

A slang term for a penis smaller than 4 inches

I don't like you, Brad, you have a string cheese.

string cheese by dangnuggets October 3, 2016

string cheese abuse 

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

string cheese abuse by Delphius July 6, 2019

String cheese 

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?

Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.

String cheese by flowerpipe July 16, 2019

String Cheese 

The act of pouring molten Mozzarella down the urethra and pulling it out as string cheese.

Yo I did string cheese last night and now my urethra has closed up. Anyway want some string cheese?

String Cheese by CheesamusMaximus June 11, 2020