celebration child

a celebration child is when you and your partner have had struggles or worries conceiving. in other words you want to have babies

“Hey babe my uti won’t effect how i conceive let’s have a celebration child”

celebration child by p1x13._.xox August 4, 2023

celebration police 

Football "fans" who would say something like ("celebrating like they won ucl" , "it's only X club") when a team wins a game.

Everton fan : WE SURVIVED RELEGATION BY 1 POINT ON THE FINAL MATCHDAY YAYYYYYY
Celebration police : warra ucl for everton , celebrating like you won ucl

celebration police by manimnot February 6, 2024

celebration cookies

celebration cookies are yumalicious

no other way to put it.

I ❤️ celebtraiton cookies

celebration cookies means your brother brought them out to share and did in fact not share (ethan this is targeted)

celebration cookies by Lily.J69420 February 16, 2024

celebration of knowledge 

A thin-skinned, non-triggering alternative to saying “quiz” or “test”

Okay class, time to review for our celebration of knowledge!

celebration of knowledge by Hellenophile07 May 8, 2024

Excessive Celebration 

Celebrating beyond to the point of "unsportsman-like" conduct.

Introduced by the NFL, and is considered a bullshit penalty by all Football fans.

Ref: After the interception, excessive celebration, number 93 on the intercepting team. 15-yard penalty will be assessed at the turnover spot.

Crowd: Boo! Booooooo!

Excessive Celebration by Bill-Bo-Bob-Jim-Joe December 23, 2011

F1 Celebration 

An 'F1 Celebration' is when one masturbates in front of one's respective missus, and then proceeds to insert one's finger into one's japs eye the moment prior to ejaculation. Once in the appropriate position one continues to masturbate and achieves a phenomenon that causes ejaculate to spray over one's missus.

This is so called an F1 Celebration because of the similar nature in which a winning racing driver sprays his colleagues and competitors with Champagne.

Joseph: I sprayed my missus like I won the Grand Prix Championship last night.
George: How did you achieve this?
Joseph: I used a technique called an 'F1 Celebration'
Mohammed: Yes, I have heard of such a technique before.
John: You must be highly skilled my friend.

F1 Celebration by bLAKjakSaiLORjerry February 9, 2009

Masturbation Celebration 

An indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and masturbate your ass off. You just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more.

We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.

Masturbation Celebration by A shitty excuse for a name November 1, 2006