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douchebag casting call 

When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.
Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."
douchebag casting call by Raixor November 24, 2013

Anonymous Casting

A free form podcast that utilizes various pseudonyms and voice modulation to disguise the speakers. This is done in an attempt to reduce the biases of the listener. This form of podcast was deeply influenced by Midnight Gospel and its lead character played by Duncan Trussel.
Joe Rogan suggested on his podcast that podcasts were in their adolescence and that a new form needed to be developed. Due to this suggestion anonymous casting was devised to remove the bias that listeners experience when they know who will be on the episode.

Call Casting 

1.) When a large number of escorts or models are needed for a video shoot, you'll hear them say " you better Call Casting!" Models are often hired to simply look good at celebrity parties and that's another reason to " call casting"
The banquet party is only a week away. Did you "call casting" yet to book the female models for the event?

Central Casting 

term used to describe an ultimate or universally agreed-upon stereotype, as would be cast for a character in a movie; similar term is poster child
With his pocket protector, bow-tie and Coke-bottle glasses, Gary was Central Casting for nerds

IRS Casting Agency 

When a good actor is forced to star in a bad movie due to needing a lot of money fast, ie. sudden big tax bill.
How the hell did the Oogieloves movie get so many great actors?

Looks like the IRS Casting Agency had a hand.
IRS Casting Agency by Alex Stockwell September 9, 2012

Backroom Casting Couch 

There's a sofa, a desk and a guy called Rick. Talented young women go to the couch for job interviews.
Kim had a job interview with a guy called Rick today. He said that she could earn a thousand to five thousand dollars a day and all she had to do was act on command and follow directions. She said the interview took place on a Backroom Casting Couch.