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burgerize 

A violent criminal act that entails turning someone, usually an enemy, into a "chopped" and unrecognizable non-human state that highly resembles ground meat, or a hamburger. This can be accomplished via chainsaw, rocket launcher (e.g. DOOM), meat grinder (e.g You Can't Do That on Television), or placement of said enemy in the compactor of a large sanitation department vehicle.

Mainly used, however, as a description of how badly you are going to fuck someone up, usually in a preliminarily threatening way.
"If you burglerize, prepare to be burgerized"
burgerize by BK Dymacel March 21, 2007

batteries 

most dramatic object other things stop working or they break, but batteries, they DIE. If you are a battery you're either working or you're dead.
Guy 1: Why aren't you listening to your walk man?
Guy 2: I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning.
batteries by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

Butterbear 

a chubby and hairless homosexual. a butterbear is not a bear or a twink, but his chest has a healthy sprinkling of brown sugar. He is a 60/40 mixture.
hes not a bear or a twink??

...nah dude..hes a butterbear
Butterbear by butterbear December 29, 2013

Butterbean 

The cutest thing you’ve ever seen. Usually comes from Texas.
He’ s/She’s my little butterbean the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. Oh, my little Texas King/Queen. He’s/She’s my little butterbean.
Butterbean by mrscreason January 3, 2018

Batteried 

When your battery is removed from any electronical device such as a cell phone, calculator, car, MP3 player, etc.
Must be followed by the phrase you just got batteried
"Why isn't my phone turning on"
"Boom you got batteried"
Batteried by Charizards November 1, 2011

Buttercream 

The delicious product made from whipping butter and sugar with a mans penis.
Matt: Hey Ash I've finished whipping your buttercream, man my penis hurts.