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Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.
Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

Bantersauross 

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.
"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"
Bantersauross by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021

Twat-Banter 

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.
"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."
Twat-Banter by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022

bitch bunker 

A place where you think really wild stuff would happen but in reality it is just nerds playing Cards Against Humanity
Matt: Hey , did you go to Allison and Izzy's place last night?
Delia: Yeah, the place was a total bitch bunker. There wasn't even any alcohol.
bitch bunker by Izer1 February 4, 2017

Chicken Banter 

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life
Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!
Chicken Banter by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010

Banterlope 

Often also a lad, a Banterlope is someone who has been responsible for some epic banter
We just had a few beers at ours last night, Darryl was a right Banterlope tho!
Banterlope by SC88 July 7, 2010