Brown Bag a Bitch 

The act of taking a female out to lunch if you aren't that interested in her, instead of the more expensive dinner date.

John: Mary has been calling me all week.
Bill: Might as well brown bag a bitch.

My welfare check didn't come in so i had to settle for brown bagging a bitch.

Brown Bag a Bitch by CaddyDan May 3, 2009

Brown Bag Flu 

A slang term for a hangover.

Originates from the brown bag that alcohol is placed in at liquor stores and the tendency to attribute a hangover to some sort of illness.

"Joe called in sick this morning"

"Man that fucker isn't sick he just has a case of brown bag flu"

Brown Bag Flu by ACRanger April 26, 2010

Brownage 

Another form of diarrhea, usually coming from the fingers on a keyboard.

That troll is having a bad case of brownage

Brownage by Ray Star January 14, 2008

Brownback

A sexual act, preferred by Republicans in which loose stools are are rubbed on the back, over the eyes and in the mouth of one's partner while Fox News plays in the background.

Sam and Mary's children were turned off to heterosexual sex for the rest of their lives after they walked in on their parents brownbacking on the living room floor.

Brownback by Shellll February 12, 2015

Brownbacked

When a public official or his handlers demand, either directly or through third parties, that an average citizen apologize or beg forgiveness for having have hurt the official's feelings, and the everage citizen's defiance goes viral and forces the official in question into a humiliating climbdown in which the official winds up apologizing to the citizen instead.

After the mayor demanded an apology from a high school student for an allegedly disrespectul tweet, he got well and truly brownbacked by his angry constituents and had to say "I'm sorry."

Brownbacked by Paldan of the Desert November 28, 2011

Brownback

1. When, in the performance of anal sex with one who has recently consumed an Arby's value meal, the subsequent diarrhea is used as a lubricant to conduct a nuru massage on the back of the recipient.

2. An American politician currently serving as Governor of Kansas.

1. After picking up some Arby's for Kanye, we went into the bedroom and I lovingly brownbacked him till he wept tears of joy.

2. Governor Brownback is an asshole.

Brownback by simoncabron February 12, 2015

brown bag lunch 

When a gentleman places his scrotum and testicles inside the anal cavity of the young lady thus acquiring said "brown bag". The coated scrotum is then placed into the womans mouth thus creating a "Brown Bag Lunch".

After a stimulating night at the opera Theodore surprised Emily with a Brown Bag Lunch. As per Jeeves, the butler, cleanup was "ghastly".

brown bag lunch by Dick Throbbington February 21, 2011