Bronze Up

The glorious act of coating yourself in your own excrement. This can be done by using a brush, paper or simply just your hands. It can be done either in anger to shock or annoy people or just for plain old fun.

Adrian got angry when he seen someone pushing in line at the canteen. He proceeded to bronze up on the spot and was at the front of the line in no time!

Adrian likes men and invites other fags around to have a group bronzing up session in his kitchen.

Bronze Up by Menacing Devon August 11, 2009

Bronze medal 

A butthole. Cuz it's the 3rd best hole.

She got dunk and showed me her bronze medal last night

Bronze medal by Rod Van Longdong March 21, 2016

Bronze Star 

A lesbian who has slept with multiple (more than one) male partners and was never aroused.

This further solidifies their identities as lesbians.

Woman : I thought I was a lesbian, but tried to be straight (slept with multiple male partners). I figured out that I was in fact gay due to the lack of enjoyment and arousal. Thus I am a bronze star since I had multiple sexual partners of the opposite sex.

Bronze Star by blairian August 4, 2009

Bronze Clan 

A group of people from the 301st world in Old School RuneScape that defend the world from the Fishers and spread the glory of the Bronze Metal

fisher: bronze clan gay
bronze warrior: no u

Bronze Clan by D3ADP001 May 15, 2021

Bronze Turtle

The art of pooping into a woman or mans mouth and them pushing the poop back into your butt using only their tounge

Skorp: We need to do something gross to her..
Tev: Lets give her the old bronze turtle bro...
Skorp: Ewww....

Bronze Turtle by The Bone Daddy October 7, 2010

Bronze Digger 

Someone who constantly picks the ear, resulting with bronze pieces of ear wax on their finger tips. Taken from the more popular phrase "Gold Digger"

"Oh My God, Geoff is such a bronze digger. It's so f***ing disgusting"

"Dude, check out that Bronze Digger in the Third Row"

"Woah! He's going for the jackpot"

Bronze Digger by Josh the Shweff March 7, 2010

bronze parachute 

The sort of compensation, maybe a few grand, that non-executive professionals might receive upon being laid off. Unlike the golden parachute, the bronze one will not afford you a luxurious retirement, only a little extra time before you become a regular at the soup kitchen.

"Sure, getting $2,000 as bronze parachute is better than nothing at all, but with my mortgage payment like it is it won't be long before I come crashing through the roof of the homeless shelter."

bronze parachute by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush April 3, 2009